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LIMERICKS BY JAMES PATERSON
#JAMESPATERSONLIMERICKS
100 BRITISH LIMERICKS
2017
Have you heard of the hairy woman from Dover, and how her husband wove her? Find out what rhymes with Aberystwyth. 100 British Limericks is a contemporary twist on the traditional limerick form. By turns whimsical, ridiculous, rude and outrageous, you won’t be disappointed. Be careful where you read it though, you might just burst out laughing!
OLD MARGARET CAME FROM NEAR ELY,
HER SKIN WAS ALL FLAKY AND PEELY.
WHEN ASKED WHAT SHE NEEDED,
SHE FINALLY CEDED,
“WELL A VACUUM CLEANER, IDEALLY”.
JAMES PATERSON
JAMES PATERSON
From Texas to Tokyo, people are going crazy for 100 British Limericks. Pick up a copy today.
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